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My kind of math (an oldie but a goodie)

#1 User is offline   Ginger Icon

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Posted 26 October 2004 - 10:54 AM

To My Dear Wife...


A businessman sends a fax to his wife: "To My Dear Wife, You will
surely understand that I have certain needs that you with your 54
years can no longer supply. I am very happy with you and value you as a good wife. Therefore after reading this fax, I hope that you will not wrongly interpret the fact that I will be spending the evening with my 18 year old secretary at the Comfort Inn Hotel. Please don't be perturbed, I shall be back home before midnight."
When the man came home, he found the following letter on the
dining room table:

"My dear husband, I received your fax, and thank you for your
honesty. I would like to take this opportunity to remind you that you are also 54 years old. At the same time I would like to inform you that while you read this, I will be at the Hotel Fiesta with Michael my tennis coach, who like your secretary is also 18 years old. As a successful businessman and with your excellent knowledge of math, you will understand that we are in the same situation, although with one small difference--18 goes into 54 more often than 54 goes into 18.

Therefore, I will not be back before lunchtime tomorrow."

"At times it is strangely seductive to know the extent of your own powerlessness." Erica Jong
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Posted 26 October 2004 - 05:08 PM

:rofl2:
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Posted 06 November 2004 - 09:33 PM

:good:



LAFFFFFFFFFFFFFFSSSSSSSS before going off to bed .



liked that one


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Posted 25 March 2005 - 06:37 PM

:rofl2: I liked that one too. Thanks! You sure brightened my rain soaked day.
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